The Substiuter
Remember that scene in the movie “When Harry Met Sally” , no not THAT one. The one where she is ordering her dinner. She wants the salad but not the regular dressing, she wants balsamic vinegar and oil and she wants it on the side. Then she wants the Salmon with Mustard Sauce and she wants that on the side, too.
The Couple with a Baby in a Place Where There Shouldn’t Be One
So glad you are proud of your new baby and that you are not letting her get in the way of living your life, but maybe little Sara would enjoy her evening more if she could get to bed on time and we could enjoy our $75 dinner without the serenade
The Ruiner
Did that guy just ask for catsup for that $60 steak? Oh no he didn’t.
The Table Rearranger
Is it really necessary to move every item on the table as soon as you sit down? That vase of flowers does not belong on the floor!
The 18-Way Check Splitters
This is the one who retrieves a calculator and ask the waiter for a menu so he can split the bill precisely according to every single item eaten and then counts out the bills and change from his pocket and asks the waiter to put the rest on his credit card.
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